Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...