Pregnant Daughter
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The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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Taking measures
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Mega moron awards
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Create a Hallmark Moment!
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Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...