Grandpa is fine.
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Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...