You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...