What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...