A new car.
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Not On Your Anniversary!
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Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Speak more precisely
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
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A short poem for today.
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Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...