Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...