Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.