Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...