My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...