What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...