I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...