What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...