There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...