Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
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Peroxide Blonde and 747
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Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
You can now eat your own plate
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Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Strange headline news
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Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!