11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...