Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...