What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...