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At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
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New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...