Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!