Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...