Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...