Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...