Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...