Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....