Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...