Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...