Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...