Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...