Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...