A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...