What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
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Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
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A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Condom Slogans
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What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
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Pizza Cutting
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Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...