Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...