I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...