Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.