The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...