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Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
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Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
What is red and has seven dents?
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...