Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...