Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!