Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...