Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...