The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...