Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...