Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...