SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...