What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Eyes Light Up
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The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...