Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...