A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...