Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...