The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...