Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...